A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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