- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

cliché rebecca black joke.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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