- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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