- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's the difference between a duck?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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