- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Black people having a Job.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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