- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

did you stub your toe?

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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