why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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