- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

knock knock no ones home

who is awesome? no one...

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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