- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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