- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

British Dentistry

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

cats are pussies

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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