What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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