- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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