Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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a seal walks into a club.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Your mother is average.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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