- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

womens rights

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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