- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

its snowing on mount fuji

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

The Moon Landing.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

God wrote this joke.................................

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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