- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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