- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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