- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Asians.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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