- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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