Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Moooo

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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