- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

I am a joke. I am funny.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Matt is a Duster!

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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