What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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I am a women

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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