A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Bob Saget

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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