What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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