- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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