What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Women's rights

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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