How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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A white person at Harvard

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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hey justin

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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