- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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