What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Women's Rights.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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