A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Adele walks into the stables

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Anti Joke

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