- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

H o m o comes out as homo

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