How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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