Come on children, don't dawdle.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Do your parents know you're gay?

whats chinese noodles

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

I like your hair

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Hey, Max!!

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A man... walks.

I am a women

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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