Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Caca.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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How old is your mom Dead

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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