- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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