Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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