A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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captcha: all yer base

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Why? Why Not?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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