What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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