- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

balls

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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