Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Matt is a Duster!

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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