Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

A man... walks.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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