Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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