When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Tunechi

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Butt poop.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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hey

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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