- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Women's rights

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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