- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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