What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Hahaha

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Anti Joke

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