Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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