yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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