Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

A man killed himself.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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