Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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haha

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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