- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Get off my porch.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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