How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Rebecca Black.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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