do you wanna hear a joke school

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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mark is religion

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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