an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

I have a gay camel

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Why does life suck? Because it does

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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