- Anti Joke

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

The joke below is absolute shit.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Agent 47.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

heyy emit chase wazzup

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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