A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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