- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

wanna here a joke? you.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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