whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Black people

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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