- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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