What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Me Neither.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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