Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Justin Bieber.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

My Boyfriend

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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