- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

women's rights

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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