A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Brad Fuller!

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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