- Anti Joke

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.