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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

If you're reading this, you can read.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

I'm Jewish

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