SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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