- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Firgen and the blung brigade

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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