- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

darude- sandstorm

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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