- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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