- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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