- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Obama

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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