- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Women's Rights

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Wright flyer

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Internet Explorer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What did the peanut say to the jelly

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