Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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