two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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