- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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