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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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