racism...deal with it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Black people stink of shite!

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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