A man walks into a bar Ouch

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Catholicism.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

all hail based mark

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Anti Joke

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