- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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