A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Hey, Max!!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did it die Nothing died

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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