what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Black people stink of shite!

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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