What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Rebecca Black.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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