What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

The NBA and womens sports

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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