why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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