- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's the deal with brown?

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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