- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

If i open this door you can go trough it

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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