- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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