How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

im a dragon, no im not

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

A person from Singapore eats

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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