Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Knock, Knock ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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