Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Bean.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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