two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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My parents died!

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obama

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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