What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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