Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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