Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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