- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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