- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Come on children, don't dawdle.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

whats chinese noodles

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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