- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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