So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's clear and wet? water

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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