- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 + 2 = fish

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

You know whats better than 24? 25

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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a black guy walks into a black bar

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

what did the farmer do? plant

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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