A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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