- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Well, there's one way...

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

the WNBA

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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