- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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