- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Me Neither.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

women's rights

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Yock

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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