Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Moooo

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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