Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Wanna here a good joke?

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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