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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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The Moon Landing.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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