"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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