why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Poop

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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