- Anti Joke

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.