Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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bologna

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Poop

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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a man is running away

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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