- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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