- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Brain fart

elen degeneres is straight....

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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