- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

knock knock who's there? hope

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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