Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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