What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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