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-knock knock! -doors open

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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