- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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