- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Chinese men having large penis.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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