What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Ben Corbishley

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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